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A man went out on the ocean in his boat, but due to a freak accident he fell out. Expecting to drown, he was surprised when a pod of dolphins rescued him and managed to get him back into his boat. "Thank you," he said, "I don't know how I can repay you." "Actually," said the leader of the pod, "there is something you could do for us. You may not know this, but we're immortal. But the only way to maintain our immortality is to eat baby seagulls. So if you could sail on over to that island, creep past those sleeping lions and fetch some baby seagulls from that tree, then we'll be even." "You got it." replied the sailor. So he sailed his boat and landed on the island and crept carefully past the sleeping lions. He managed to grab the baby seagulls without drawing attention to himself and also to make it back past the lions. But as he was beginning to make his way back to where the dolphins were waiting for him, he found himself stopped by the coast guard, who quickly arrested him. "What am I being arrested for?" the sailor asked. The captain of the guard replied, "You're charged with taking underage gulls across sedated lions for immortal porposes."
hahaha!. omg!
It's all in the wording. LOL.
Hyuk.
Alabama resident is driving through New Jersey, is stopped by cop for speeding. "Have you got any ID?" asks the cop. "'bout what?" answers the man.
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I loved that, very clever, Brian.
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My dad told me that one years ago. One of the few jokes I've gotten from family that I felt were clean enough for public posting.
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